☁Day #83: G e o g r a p h y puns --I barely understand some of these either, .-.
✎ What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?
✉ A con-tour map.
✎ If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
✉ Idaho... Alaska!
✎ What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?
✉ Both are legends.
✎ What do maps and fish have in common?
✉ Both have scales.
✎ What did Delaware?
✉ A New Jersey.
✎ What is round at each end and high in the middle?
✉ Ohio.
✎ How did the geography student drown?
✉ His grades were below C-level
✎ What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
✉ Longitude, because it has 360 degrees
✎ Why do paper maps never win poker tournaments?
A. Because they always fold.
✎ Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
✉ Because there's a Target on every corner.
✎ What do you call a stoners wife?
✉ Mississippi
✎ Why don't cartography students wear high heels?
✉ They prefer map flats.
✎ Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?
✉ She didn’t like his bearing.
✎ Why is it easy to get into Florida?
✉ Because there are so many keys.
✎ Why did the dot go to college?
✉ Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
✎ What kind of maps do spiders make?
✉ Web-based maps.
✎ What is a nautical chart's best pitch?
✉ The depth curve.
✎ What kind of contours can see in the dark?
✉ Illuminated contours.
✎ What's a pirate favorite country?
✉ AAARRRGHentina!
✎ What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?
✉ A stamp.
✎ Where do fish keep their money?
✉ In riverbanks.
✎ What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
✉ Juveniles
✎ How can you tell which compasses and scales are intelligent?
✉ Because they're all graduated.
✎ What's big, white, furry and always points North?
✉ a Polar Bearing.
✎ What does a psychic and a cartographer have in common?
✉ They both specialize in projections.
✎ What city always cheats at exams?
✉ Peking.
✎ Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
✉ Because he's a legend.
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