☁Day #140: D i s n e y & W o r l d puns
❀Mickey Mouse gives some people Disney spells.
✿It's a cut-throat world working in the otolaryngologist's office.
❀The world champion of purposeful kibitzing is a goaled meddlist.
✿Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?
❀Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.
✿The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.
❀The second best writing implement in the world is the pen ultimate.
✿ A spacecraft took pictures of Mars and Saturn and got the best of both worlds.
❀Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.
✿A woodcutter's world revolves on his axes.
❀A talkative politician was the world's first passenger side air-bag.
✿I just left the worst food themed theme park ever.
❀Goodbye, Gruel World!
✿Some orchestra conductors make their mark in theworld of opera.
❀They were in the right aria at the right time.
✿When I'm lying on the floor,
❀I feel like the wholeworld is against me.
✿In War of the Worlds,
❀humans survived the attack because of their unalienable right to life.
✿Dr. Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath,
❀proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde.
✿Then there was the dictator who wanted to conquer the world,
❀but was delayed while counting the feet of his soldiers.
✿His was a toe-tally tarrying regime.
[I made this today's pun because that's where I'll be on Friday: my birthday. ._.]
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