≍Day #149: A p r i l & F o o l s puns
⋨Foolish potters make wisecracks.
≵Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers.
⋨He said, 'Well, blow me down.'
≵Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn.
⋨I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the foolinjection system.
≵I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs,
⋨but it's all ova now.
≵Of course you know about the self-taught comedian who made a fool of himself.
⋨Some foolish people gain by experience many perils of wisdom.
≵Dermatologists are very competitive.
⋨They all have skin in the game.
≵After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open,
⋨we finally got the ball rolling.
≵Of all sports humor, football is my favorite.
⋨I get a kick out of the punts.
≵What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use?
⋨Reptiles!
≵Did you hear about the farmer who got attacked by a cow?
⋨He milked it for all it was worth.
≵The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby.
⋨She told him to pocket all hisallowance.
≵When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave,
⋨it was almost like having a phased-hooray.
≵I saw gasoline selling for one dollar a gallon, but then I saw that March had just ended.
⋨It was an April fuel's joke.
≵If I think I've seen an idiot before,
⋨is that a case of dejafool.
≵When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged.
⋨He was the court gesture.
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