❆Day #78: C o o k s & B a k e r s puns--
♨Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
♨ A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
♨Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
♨ He got angry at the Italian chef and gave him a pizza his mind.
♨ Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
♨ When two bakers traded buns they had a roll reversal.
♨ Chefs have the skillet takes to be good at what they do.
♨Before he was hired as a short order cook they grilled him.
♨ The chef took some cheese and made some grate things.
♨ When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
♨ There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.
♨ A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
♨The gingerbread man thought he couldn't be caught,
♬until he met his baker.
♨When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied,
♬'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
♨When baking dog biscuits,
♬be sure to use collie flour.
♨They met in cooking class.
♬It was boil meets grill.
♨The great chef put in much thyme while learning his craft in Amsterdam -
♬he likes to call them his 'Holland days.'
♨That Italian chef is really annoying.
♬He's making a pesto himself.
♨My friend's bakery burned down last night.
♬Now his business is toast.
♨Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways.
♬She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
♨A good baker will rise to the occasion,
♬it's the yeast he can do.
♨Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning,
♬they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
♨The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw away from
♬becoming toast.
♨The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer.
♬It was a wanton soup attack.
[have I ever told you guys how much I love my world history teacher and hate my Geometry one?]
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