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♈Day #102: M o r e W o r k i n g O u t d o o r s puns -more ew

♈Day #102: M o r e W o r k i n g O u t d o o r s puns -more ew

⍝The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.

⍝The ex-lumberjack will be sawly missed.

⍝The fruit farmer is berry competitive in his field.

⍝After going litter picking I found I was very knowledgeable in litterature.

⍝The rose gardener pedaled feverishly to the market last week to sell his flowers before they became a thorn in his side.

⍝When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.

⍝People can't seem to agree on Global Warming because it's a polar icing issue.

⍝The goat breeder's rich farmland was full of does and bucks.

⍝The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.

⍝In Egypt archaeologists pyramid the ruins for mummies and those places where ancient wrappers performed.

⍝The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work.

        ⍟He was a limberjack

⍝What is a lumberjack's favorite month?

        ⍟Septimber!

⍝With only one piece of wood,

        ⍟I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

⍝Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly?

        ⍟They planted questions.

⍝My brother is a logger, the job can get pretty dangerous.

        ⍟He hasn't had an injury yet though, knock on wood.

⍝After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops,

        ⍟her dreams came to full fruition.

⍝If I study to become a roofing expert in the future,

        ⍟will I be preparing for the here rafter?

⍝The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning,

        ⍟but later it waned.

⍝A search party was launched, in the dark, for the missing girl.

         ⍟There were quite a mixture of helpers but one boy in particular carried a torch for her.

⍝If you're dying to purchase cropland in Thailand,

        ⍟then you've baht the farm.

⍝Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs.

        ⍟I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.

⍝Why did the farmer grow so many pumpkins?

        ⍟Because he was gourd at it.

⍝Her bees made such delicious honey, it was said that she could almost work magic with those bees.

        ⍟They called her Beatrix.

⍝The mushroom farmer improved his morel,

        ⍟by pressing a button and going to portabella for harvest.

⍝On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts -

        ⍟they are on higher perches.

⍝That cattle farmer is upset.

        ⍟He is raising kine.

for the people who don't understand the 'Dave' joke on the video at the side: 

It's because the british have a TV show called Dave.

[I've been watching these videos since I got home from school xD, this is the closest to I got with a lot of puns]