∢Day #163: M y & B i g & F a l l & O u t & C a t puns
≎My computer's mouse wouldn't work.
≍Then it clicked.
≎My friend brought me a Swedish cake.
≍I later discovered it was Stollen.
≎Humpty Dumpty had a great fall -
≍and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
≎I like vegetables,
≍but my friend doesn't carrot call.
≎Does my great new smile denture ego?
≍My blind date's not looking good.
≎The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair.
≍He shouted, 'Oh, mygourd.'
≎My wife wanted me to take her to visit Northern Canada but I was having Nunavut!
≍He sold large bullets and acted like a real big shot.
≎When the big fish got caught,
≍the jig was up.
≎The sailor's barque had a bight.
≍The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
≎I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride.
≍I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.
≎Criminals who fall into the mud have to come clean sooner or later.
≍She wore a new hairpiece every day and was considered a big wig.
≎What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building?
≍Condescending.
≎They built a tree house together but then had afalling out.
≍The survival rate after a fall into a deep hole is abyssmal.
≎I got kicked out of cartoon art school.
≍I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
≎Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
≍Tell a baker his dough has fallen and you'll get a rise out of him.
≎Even though Catholics in space are weightless,
≍do they have mass?
≎An ancient Greek shoemaker ran home when there was an earthquake only to discover he had fallen arches.
≍I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
≎Its amazing how eagles catch their prey,
≍they must be really talonted.
≎Make like mustard and catch up!
≍The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
≎When my cat lost her three male kittens,
≍I had to call missing purr sons.
[I'm supposed to be asleep right now, thanks school.]
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