✌Day #76: M o v i e puns
☸I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend,
❣it was so ogre rated.
☸Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
❣It was an Oscar Wiener.
☸If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman,
❣would she have been called Ingrid?
☸I hate the price of candy at the movie theater.
❣They're always raisinette.
☸If you think guests really enjoy your home movies,
❣you are probably projecting.
☸The actors had one great movie after another.
❣They were on a role.
☸I saw this French movie on TV last night,
❣I think it was about a few people who were less miserable than everybody else.
☸Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movieabout sweet potatoes,
❣'The Silence of the Yams'.
☸I watched a movie about a baby hen,
❣it was a real chick flick.
☸I saw a beaver movie last night,
❣it was the best dammovie I've ever seen.
☸A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre,
❣it was a bonding experience.
☸He made a movie of his haircut.
❣It was a short film clip.
☸The soundtrack for the killer whale movie was orcastrated.
☸A karate demonstration movie became a block buster.
☸He liked horror movies as a child but then he gruesome.
☸A Dracula movie had to be re-Vamped.
☸A hairdresser for a movie star had a brush with fame.
☸Western movie actors love to be scene and not herded.
☸Horses in the movies only have Bit parts.
☸I like the latest horror movie so much that I've arranged a private screaming.
☸The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
☸The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.
☸The trailer for the movie was produced without a hitch!
☸I find that movies about submarines always go down well.
☸Watching the movie Titanic is a real downer.
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