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⌘Day #108: F i s h & F a r m i n g puns

⌘Day #108: F i s h & F a r m i n g  puns

✎Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?

✎Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.

✎Catastrophic: when tabby caused a commotion by dipping his rump into the pig's slop.

✎Does growing sorghum cause gingivitis?

✎Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?

✎The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.

✎To catch fish,

        ❂you need a bass kit.

✎Fisherman porn? 

        ❂Deep Trout.

✎To get a fish's opinion,

         ❂simply take a pole.

✎Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they're not reel - and they might start line to you. They'll either be worms, or try to hookyou in.

        ❂Their heinous flies with never a bait!

✎Fishing in a river involves patience.

        ❂There's a lot of wading.

✎What advice does a farmer follow when choosing a tractor?

         ❂"If it fields good, do it."

✎NED: You shouldn't let farm animals provoke you.

        ❂ED: I can't help it - they goated me!

✎No farm building should ever, under any circumstances,

        ❂be used as a convent... barn nun.

✎The farmer was stressed out.

        ❂He had a high-thresher job.

✎How did the ferrier's wife know he'd been seeing a prostitute? 

        ❂She found a horseshoe.

✎After they had laid down all the fertilizer, the farmers awoke the next day,

        ❂shocked at their discovery of the crap circles.

✎The song 'Dancing Queen' is so bad, they use it to slaughter cows.

        ❂You know - in the ABBAtoir.

✎Grain farmers have a tough life.        

        ❂They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

✎I tried to navigate the farmer's field.

        ❂But it was a maize.

✎What do corn wear at night to keep warm? 

        ❂Stalkings.

✎When Beethoven lived on a farm,

        ❂he wrote Oat to Joy.

✎Billy Ray Cyrus quit country music to build a gigantic bread oven.

        ❂He called it the Acrey Bakery Hearth.

✎And Brooke Shields decided to grow colourful produce on her farm,

        ❂aka the Blue Legume.

✎A farmer's favourite party game: 

        ❂Truth or Dairy.

✎The innovative farmer decided to mark off his hoofed mammals.

        ❂Everyone was impressed at this brand gnu development.

✎The criminal threatened to strike right at harvest time. The farmer said to him, "

        ❂You better leave, before I cull the crops!"

✎What kids grow up in the fields? 

        ❂Farmy brats.

✎Farmers get stressed out when it's harvest time and they're expected to compensate their workers.

        ❂They suffer from so many acres and payins.