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✇Day 81: N o r t h , E a s t , S o u t h , & W e s t puns

✇Day 81:  N o r t h , E a s t , S o u t h , & W e s t puns --if you happen to not know how the directions go, just remember-  Never Eat Sour Watermelons [or Waffles, which ever one you prefer]

☞The middle east does not need any psychiatrists because there are nomad people.

☞The eastern potentate spent money as if it were Emir drop in the bucket.

☞In middle east outdoor markets you can find bazaar items for sale.

☞If you take a job in the far east you will have to go through an Orient-ation period.

☟Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?

☟Southerners are quick on the drawl.

☟A bird with a headache might just migrane south.

☜Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.

☜When I go to West Africa I'm Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I've Benin Timbuktu.

☜George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate.

☜Western movie actors love to be scene and not herded.

☞Insulting an East Indian chef will bring you bad Korma.

☝My wife wanted me to take her to visit Northern Canada but I was having Nunavut!

☝Don't speed in the frozen north because the police will stop you cold.

☝Yukon dream of living in the north but it isn't worth Aleutian sleep about it.

☝An arctic survey was called the north poll.

☝An adventurer paddling on a northern river got cold and lit a fire in his boat only to discover that you cannot have your kayak and heat it too.

☞Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.

☝I had an account with a bank in the North Pole,

       ☛ but they froze all my assets.

☝The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name.

       ☚ It was a Nome de plume.

☝I just got back from my vacation along the northern Oregon coast,

        ☛and have I got Astoria or two to tell you!

☞The retired general would not help his grandson color Easter eggs,

        ☚but he did give the boy some cottage cheese.

☞Even on Easter Island,

        ☛most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui.

☞Last night I ate Middle Eastern food,

        ☚and this morning I falafel.

☞My favorite rapper is the Easter bunny,

        ☛he's really in to hip hop.

☟I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA.

        ☚It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya.

☟My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,

         ☛just to see how long it Texas.

☟Why not take a break in the south of France?

         ☚You've nothing Toulouse.

☟If you said you were from South America,

         ☛I would not Bolivia.

☟When you purchase stuff south of the border,

        ☚you don't Peso much.

[I really hope you guys caught my finger pointing designs c:]