♌Day #120: C h i p s & S o d a puns
⌧An online poker tournament ended suddenly when the computer cached in its chips.
♓A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn't tell a sole.
⌧It's tough to be in the computer business when thechips are down.
♓I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year.
⌧His stomach took a battering.
♓The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips,
⌧she was his bride and booter.
♓A man ate platefuls and platefuls of chips.
⌧His truly was the face that lunched a thousand chips.
♓When negotiating whether to share your french fries,
⌧you have quite a few bargaining chips.
♓When potato chips don't sell fast enough,
⌧the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
♓I tried my first soft drink.
⌧It was sodalicious!
♓Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
⌧He was lucky it was a soft drink.
♓He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.
⌧It was soda pressing.
♓Soda truth was revealed -
⌧it was a sundae when Abe 'n Anna split.
♓A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens.
⌧A brother is frying chips.
♓'Are you the friar?' he asks.
⌧'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
[am I the only one that's in shock because the actress who plays 'Cinderella' in 'Cinderella' the upcoming movie, is in fact named "Lily James"? because hello, Lily Evans and James Potter any one?]
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