♪Day #126: S o n g & S o u n d & V o i c e puns
♩My favorite allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind by Peter Pollen Mary.
♫A pop singer bought a new house for a song.
♩After my ear operation I feel sound.
♫The soundtrack for the killer whale movie was orcastrated.
♩There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
♫If you buy the same sound system as everyone else you are a stereo-type.
♩A music store owner has to have sound business practices.
♫I'm not very versed in writing songs,
♩so I refrain from doing it.
♫I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals.
♩I decided it was time to gopher baroque.
♫There's a new song out to benefit underprivileged Dervishes.
♩It's called 'We are the Whirled.'
♫The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is
♩"Donuts make my brown eyes blue."
♫For every 45 I collected,
♩I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records.
♫To add to the punishment, Satan made all the tormented souls listen to elevator music.
♩The Hells Are Alive With the Sounds of Muzak.
♫We should make a beer commercial.
♩It sounds simply intoxicating.
♫I tried to play the bagpipes,
♩but the sound coming out was off kilter.
♫When they claimed to house two thousand campers,
♩it sounded like a lot of bunk.
♫You sound a little hoarse.
♩Yeah, I feel a colt coming on.
♫If a judge loves the sound of his own voice,
♩expect a long sentence.
♫She took lots of crunchy foods to her radio interview,
♩For the sound bites.
♫The sound that a golf cart makes is:
'♩putt..putt..putt'.
♫The man was always leaving himself voicemail messages.
♩He was very self-sendered.
♫You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance.
♩Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.
♫If a pig loses it's voice
♩is it disgruntled?
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