↮Day #143: A l l & T i m e & L o w
↯I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray.
⇎The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo.
↯Slimmers are all losers
⇎A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted.
↯The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
⇎A low grade miner often feels very down.
↯If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?
⇎I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon,
↯she said she was all booked up
⇎I bought a ton of staples and pushpins all for $3.99,
↯plus tacks.
⇎I had an account with a bank in the North Pole,
↯but they froze all my assets.
⇎Why are all businessmen fat?
↯Must be all the inflation.
⇎Yesterday's high was 78 and the low was 45,
↯but neither were records.
⇎Contrary to singers and guitarists,
↯bass players are verylow-key.
⇎A basketball player and a jockey just robbed the bank.
↯Police are looking high and low.
⇎The leopard was so good at guessing.
↯Every time he was spot on.
⇎A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed.
↯At that time it's pretty chill.
⇎I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends.
↯Sure they can be uplifting attimes, but in the end they always bring you down.
⇎When the church posted the new,
↯sped up service schedule on the plaza it was mass times acceleration squared.
⇎I planned to find my watch today,
↯but I didn't have the time.
⇎Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
↯It's very time consuming.
⇎Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it everytime?
↯Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.
⇎The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
↯Two sailors named Brad Stowe and Ben Lowe had to B.stow their things B.low.
⇎Let me give you the low down on extreme tunneling.
↯Low carb diets really go against the grain.
⇎The recycled cartridge business certainly lowered the toner the neighborhood.
[I don't know about you, but my friend and I are gonna go watch Insurget today :3]
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