✈Day #82: O n t h e r o a d - T r a n s p o r t a t i o n a l puns
☆I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but couldn't locate the manual.
☆Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
☆An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
☆I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
☆The runaway beer truck barrelled down the freeway after its driver was mugged.
☆Purchasing tires made me aware of inflationary pressures.
☆My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.
☆My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous,
★he moped around the house.
☆He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car.
★He was always ahead of his time.
☆A man was driving on an icy, abandoned road when he noticed a road sign with half of it torn clean off.
★'That's a bad sign' he thought to himself.
☆If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to them,
★they would choose a free Range Rover.
☆We almost got creamed by a milk truck.
★I was udderly terrified.
☆I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride.
★I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.
☆I don't know how to put on a helmet -
★the whole idea goes right over my head.
☆He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand,
★he was speaking a mile a minute.
☆I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks.
★It was an estate of emergency when he died.
☆As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter,
★'I guess the choke's on me!'
☆When I got the bill for the engine rebuild,
★I blew a gasket!
☆I could not pull out of my parking space,
★so I used my back up plan.
☆Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking,
★I've had a lot on my mine.
☆Yesterday I rode my bike twice,
★I guess that makes me a recycler.
☆What do you call a pig in a rickshaw?
★Pulled pork.
☆The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening.
★He loved recycling.
☆John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet.
★It is the torque of the town.
[I have a book, with like 5 chapters left to read and I plan on doing that before midnight. wish me luck. although, I'm going to be selfish here, and say I probably don't need it.
I literally finished it an hour before I was meant too. c:]
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