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☯Day #73: L o v e & M a r r i a g e puns [more ew right?]

☯Day #73: L o v e & M a r r i a g e puns [more ew right?]

☠Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.

☠You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs.

☠Florence Nightingale had many suitors because men liked to go with the Flo.

☠Two cheerleaders got married after they met by chants.

☠Two rites make a wrong where bigamy is concerned.

☠Honeydew you realize we cantaloupe because they would banana from traveling to chili.

☠I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights.

☠In-laws are merger acquisitions.

☠Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?

☠The Spaniard's wife was always up before the Don.

☠I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box.

        ✬It was a crewel turn of events.

☠His wife asked him to remove a picture from over the fireplace.

        ✬It was an off-the-wall remark.

☠He tried to sell me glass with imperfections in it,

        ✬but I saw through it.

☠My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife,

        ✬proving to be most defy-aunt.

☠The All-Pro wide receiver's wedding was a little bit shaky,

        ✬but his reception was excellent.

☠The bride's best friend is so proud,

         ✬she's practically made of honor.

☠When his wife asked for wooden walls in the basement,

        ✬they had a panel discussion.

☠When he proposed to her,

        ✬she found it very engaging.

☠He often played the violin with his wife,

        ✬but she never played second fiddle.

☠They were married by candle-light,

        ✬but the marriage lasted only a wick.

☠Married hang man were the best at their job,

         ✬they knew how to tie the knot..

☠The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips,

        ✬she was his bride and booter.

☠The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other -

        ✬it was a bitter, custardy dispute.

☠Some people marry for love, others for wealth.

        ✬That's why it is called match or money.

☠Romance isn't a science -

         ✬it's a heart.

[I'm watching The Proposal with my mom, and I had to do this really quickly D:

p.s. I become really happy when I see two hot guys dating, and I may or may not fangirl]