Day #99: C o u c h puns
♧John Walkenbach linked to an article about a woman who eats couch cushions: It's a deep-seated problem.
♤meg-mac - It's a deep-seated problem. Couched in those terms I feel sorry for her.
♧J-Walk - I was afraid this would turn into another one of those stupid pun posts. Sofa, so good.
♡wormpicker - It's a deep-seated problem. Yes, but can you tell where it springs from?
♡wormpicker - Someone Ottaman date help for that poor woman.
♢Bisbonian - I think you ought to leatherette it if she wants to.
♡wormpicker - Sorry, I'll stop. I really don't want to go through the efforts again--I'm a lazy boy.
♤meg_mac - I'm convertable with that.
♧J-Walk - I wonder if she's a homosectional?
♡wormpicker - Besides, I'm trying to just stick with the posts and avoid the comments. This sectional just drive you nuts.
♡wormpicker - D'oh! Stuff it J-Walk!
♡wormpicker - I said I would stop, didn't I. Sorry, I just can't stop wanting to divan.
♢PillowTalk - Ottomans to put your futons and beanbags for tasty tea. But, uncushioned opinions provoke foaming at the mouth.
♧J-Walk - One more stupid pun, and I'll have placed under armrest.
♧J-Walk - If they won't armrest you, they'll certainly chaise you away.
♡wormpicker - Sounds like you're trying to foament violence.
♧wally the duck - Sounds like the recycling business would be Chesterfield.
♧wally the duck - She's doing no arm, but its not the thing foamy.
♢Jessica Rabbit - Your puns are really stupid, wormpicker.
♢wormpicker - Your puns are really stupid, wormpicker. Eat my dust, bunny.
♢Dar - I just love seating these kinds of articles, I know I'm not alone.
♤meg_mac - Legs all just try to agree.
♢Chris J. - I'm gonna sit this one out.
♧wally the duck - On a recent trip to Furniture Barn she was like a kid in a candy store. "Whoopee", she exclaimed, "Cushions!"
♢Mean Jean - Ugh. This post doesn't settee well with me.
♢Chris J. - It's a deep-seated problem. Couched in those terms I feel sorry for her. That's real decent of you meg mac... they say, to forgive is divan.
♢Chris J.- Does she chaise this meal with a latte, extra foamy?
♢PillowTalk - As blog chairman, J-Walk Excels at calculating pun-is-meants.
♧J-Walk - Aw shucks, I just provided the topic. Everyone else furnished the puns.
♧wally the duck - Researchers are studying her problem; they say it will take some time to digest the evidence.
♧wally the duck - Hungry? Come on in and have a seat.
♤meg_mac - Come on in and have a seat. Arm there!
♢Redwood - I can't believe you guys are doing this again. I'm not going to participate in this massacre of the very concept of humor. I'm antimacassar.
♢Harold Dola - You'd think by now she would be completely stuffed.
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