Day #88: T o i l e t p a p e r puns --I'm not even sorry
♧John Walkenbach linked to an article about a potential tax on toilet paper.
♤wormpicker - He's just trying to wipe out the deficit, like ever other mayor.
♧J-Walk - But he needs more to go on. It won't succeed just because he's so Charmin.
♡concertinist - This was the only reasonable solution, which he reached by the process of elimination.
♡Ace Davis - It is good for the bottom line.
♢meg_mac - We need a committee to flush out the facts.
♧J-Walk - Everybody's jumping on the stupid pun bandwagon. It's a movement!
♡Patricio - Why is everybody poo-pooing this idea? Smells like a smear campaign to me.
♢meg_mac - We are left with few options... #1 or #2.
♡Gordo - The good citizens of Omaha are getting a bum deal!
♤wormpicker - Everybody's jumping on the stupid pun bandwagon. It's a movement! Brown-noser.
♤wormpicker - Some of these puns are pretty bad. I think we need to 'ply some standards.
♡chazunga - Make jokes all you want, but such outcomes become inevitable when government is in arrears.
♧J-Walk - You're really on a roll tonight, wormy.
♧J-Walk - I'm reminded of a quote by Edgar Allan Poe: "Those who dream bidet are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night."
♧J-Walk - Edgar Allan Poe always brings to mind a line from an old African spiritual: "No more shall they in bondage toil, let my people go."
♡Don Coyote - Consonantly, verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement.
♤wormpicker - You're really on a roll tonight, wormy. Thanks, J-Walk. I really gotta run now. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
♡PunnyMe - The bidet movement is behind this. They'll be cleaning up. They're being careful not to leave a paper trail. Anyway, something stinks about this.
✺Me - you've got to be fucking shitting me right now. [SORRY D:]
[my school is going this "send your crush a kiss" thing for valentine's day, and I plan to send one of my crush [I think it's just like an actual chocolate kiss candy]
P.S. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO ON THE SIDE XD]
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