✔Day #139: P a r a & M o r e puns
♤If you make candles you are going to need a lot ofparaffin-alia.
♠A vampire had a paranormal twins.
♤A radio personality in a parade gave a short wave.
♠A couple of ambulance drivers are a paramedics.
♤A guy who inherited two yachts had a paradox.
♠If you find ten cents in each of your pockets be glad of the new paradigms.
♤A parade of horses went down Mane street.
♠My dog failed his driving test,
♤he can't parallel bark.
♠Wally wasn't sure in which branch of the Army he wanted to serve,
♤but he gravitated toward theparatroops.
♠My friend is very paranoid.
♤He says people are either foe him or against him.
♠He was to carry two flags in the parade,
♤but decided that would be a double standard.
♠At first the paratroops didn't obey orders,
♤but finally they fell in line.
♠I couldn't decide which of two physicians to see.
♤It was a paradox.
♠A paramedic got a new job as a chauffeur:
♤an ambiance driver.
♠When I was young, I wanted to study archaeology,
♤but my dad thought it was nothing more than a lot of skullduggery ...
♠The termite wanted to lose weight,
♤so he started eating more lattice.
♠When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down,
♤he needed more proof.
♠The store keeps calling me to come back and buymore bedroom furniture,
♤but all I really wanted was one night stand.
♠The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening.
♤He loved recycling
♠The mushroom farmer improved his morel,
♤by pressing a button and going to portabella for harvest.
♠I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain,
♤but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself
♠The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money.
♤It was a taxed message.
♠A pie went for an audition for a part in a play.
♤The casting agent told him he performed well,
♠ but it was more of a sausage roll.
♤The sledder who got injured realized that his wounds were more than he tobogganed for.
♠Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana.
♤It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy.
♠I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.
[my form of torture is giving people false hopes even though they should know better by now, BUT LIKE MELO SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU STILL MY FRIEND AFTER I KEEP DOING THIS TO YOU, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.]
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