☗Day #80: B u s i n e s s - S t o r e puns
❀ Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear.
✿Would someone please redress the problem?
❀ I'm not happy with this Origami clothing.
✿It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
❀After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage,
✿Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze.
❀When Plato discovered he was out of food,
✿he decided to go shop at the stoa.
❀ So, how's the flower business going?
✿Oh, it's blossoming quite nicely.
❀ I searched for designer compression stockings.
✿My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
❀ It's amazing how stores take Valentines day to heart.
❀ Their business plan for a flower shop was cut and dried.
❀I was looking for watch batteries but I wound up at a clock shop.
❀ At shoe stores they believe there's dignity in de feet.
❀The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
❀The jeweler pinned his hopes on broaching the argument first.
❀ Old calendars are outdated.
❀ Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems.
❀ Grills are a hot item.
❀She owned twenty shoe stores and was very well heeled.
❀ Buy a chicken franchise and you'll soon find out your pecking order.
❀Look for an auto scrap yard at a junk-tion.
❀ He wanted to buy a load of soil that didn't cost the earth.
❀When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
❀A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove.
❀The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe.
❀ The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
❀You won't feel the squeeze with this great juicer deal.
❀Shine your shoes when they're new to keep them squeaky clean.
❀ A silk tie can make a winsome Windsor.
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