☃Day #138: N e v e r & W o r k puns
✦In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the problem.
✧When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap
✦The orthopedist said that working with fractures isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
✧I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
✦I can never wear glasses.
✧They make me see-sick.
✦Never hire a depressed exorcist -
✧they're not very good at lifting spirits.
✦I love playing golf,
✧but when putting I can never catch a break.
✦Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely -
✧he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
✦I never understood why people liked to play soft ball.
✧It's a very underhanded thing to do.
✦I'd really be tempted to take these trousers out back and set them on fire,
✧but I've never been one for burning my britches.
✦The phone call interrupted my nap,
✧and I never did get the rest.
✦Old colanders never die,
✧they just can't take the strain anymore.
✦Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately.
✧I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
✦Since I went to work in the plumbing department of the home center,
✧I have developed a multi-fauceted personality disorder.
✦I work in a sweater factory.
✧It's a very clothes-knit community.
✦A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work.
✧At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
✦Did you hear about the pilot who always had work?
✧He was great at landing a job.
✦The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch.
✧He was a real trooper.
✦I've never really known what I wanted to do in my later years,
✧but in the long run,
✦I want to take part in the Boston Marathon.
✧The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work.
✦Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.
✧It's a cut-throat world working in the otolaryngologist's office.
✦An Electrician's work is well grounded.
[I hit my elbow on my bathroom counter, and now I walk with my arm stretched out, so I'm technically part zombie.]
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