❆Day #142: P u n puns
✌The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment.
☛Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
✌For this tree pun I had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.
☛A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!
✌Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor.
☛I don't find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.
✌The man's igneous puns were eventually written in stone.
☛My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
✌Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns,
☛but the third has groan in significance.
✌What's the best way to serve a stack of puncakes?
☛Syruptitiously.
✌To add to the punishment, Satan made all the tormented souls listen to elevator music.
☛The Hells Are Alive With the Sounds of Muzak.
✌When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely,
☛he was so sad he was disheartened.
✌Of all sports humor, football is my favorite.
☛I get a kick out of the punts.
✌What do you call a person rabid with wordplay?
☛An energizer punny.
✌I know a pun about Beethoven,
☛but I won't say it because it would just fall on deaf ears.
✌What does a guy need to do on this site to get a punposted?
☛Put a stamp on it?
✌When the bad poet stood in front of the judge,
☛the judge thought the punishment should fit the rhyme.
✌My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it.
☛It was two meaningful.
✌Forklift operators do not care for puns -
☛they find them unpalletable.
✌I did a theatrical performance about puns.
☛Really it was just a play on words.
✌What do you call a pun sandwich?
☛A punini.
✌If jokes could be owned like land,
☛then no good punwould go undeeded.
✌The grammarian was never late.
☛He was always verypunctual.
✌What's the funniest bunch of fruit?
☛A pun-net of strawberries!
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