▱Day #157: Z & o & d & i & a & c puns
◦Those who work on reducing auto emissions gohome exhausted.
⊑If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.
◦Some of us are like potatoes:
⊑thick skinned but soft inside when warmed.
◦Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.
⊑Birds can be soft on themselves or down on themselves but they are fair weather friends
◦What is the best store to be in during an earthquake?
⊑A stationery store.
◦Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.
⊑In order to talk to a viking you need to know Norse code.
◦What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
⊑Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
◦If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
⊑A waiters union representative is call the chop steward.
◦Never upset a cannibal.
⊑ You might end up in hot water.
◦The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek.
⊑To be arrested without a visa is a borderlineinfraction.
◦When a man takes a woman's heart with a diamond,
⊑her hand is his.
◦A high scoring football game can be very offensive.
⊑I get my large circumference from too much pi.
◦When negotiating whether to share your french fries,
⊑you have quite a few bargaining chips.
◦A man changed a light bulb in the Empire state building and that was the highlight of his career.
⊑Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
◦A pirate with one hand often picked up the phone.
⊑He wanted to get off the hook.
◦A student limped into class with a lame excuse.
⊑Pills with long names can be quite a mouthful.
◦You didn't hear about the three big holes in the ground?
⊑Well, well, well.
◦Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind.
⊑The seascape painter who spilled paint on herself was feeling quite blue.
◦The prisoner had a very short sentence.
⊑He was acontemporary.
◦Nurses who give shots do a great job but sometimes get paid a measle-y salary.
⊑A restaurant decided to serve submarine sandwiches but later went under.
◦He rose through the ranks of the InternationalCorn Growers association,
⊑eventually becoming a kernel.
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