⁞Day #152: F a n & F i c t i o n puns
×I'm not a big fan of archery.
ΩIt has too many drawbacks.
×How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when I knew he was always screwing up.
ΩThe price of the big fan blew me away.
×The Transformer always had a lot of quarters with him.
ΩHe was a big fan of change.
×Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
ΩThe rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
×When asked the whereabouts of her fancy fur scarf,
Ωthe minx replied it was stole.
×Installing a fan can be a breeze.
ΩWhen the air conditioning failed in the indoor stadium there was a fan protest.
×Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen.
ΩOne said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added 'Most of it was over my head.'
×Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs -
ΩI'm not a fan myself.
×Two snakes parted, and one said,
Ω'fangs for the memories'.
×When I stand in front of all my fans,
ΩI'm blown away!
×News: a monkey at the zoo backed into a fan.
ΩDetails to follow.
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