☄Day #141: B i g & H e r o & S i x puns
☟Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival.
☻My friends call me Mesa because of my big butte.
☟I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
☻When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer.
☟After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area.
☻The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.
☟At seven foot six he was a great basketball player and everyone looked up to him.
☻A six-foot-nine barber is a cut above the rest
☟A six foot poet stanza very tall.
☻If you want a big bang for your dollar, buying balloons is okay,
☟but buying wood to build a fire works.
☻The student had such a big assignment,
☟he had to burn his kindle at both ends
☻I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat,
☟but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
☻I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor,
☟who is a taxidermist.
☻After such a big meal,
☟I was stuffed.
☻There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.
☟It was quite an oar deal.
☻I'm not a big fan of archery.
☟It has too many drawbacks.
☻The Transformer always had a lot of quarters with him.
☟He was a big fan of change.
☻Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation?
☟Apparently, he's clammed up
☻If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman,
☟would she have been called Ingrid?
☻The waiter was six foot eight,
☟and handled many a tall order.
☻He loved crosswords.
☟They buried him six down and three across.
☻Why was six afraid of seven?
☟Because seven eight nine.
☻The bank robber looked so peaceful and innocent lying there under his big fluffy blanket.
☟Just goes to show you,
☻you can't judge a crook by his cover.
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