♠Day #103: V a l e n t i n e ' s d a y c a n d y puns --this one is different
a valentine's day saying for [amost] every candy bar: [tomorrow there will be a continuation, because this is too long]
♦100 Grand Bar
❥Life is rewarding with you around.
❥Please give me my reward - Be my Valentine.
❥Price of a candy bar...about 75 cents---Your love...priceless.
❥You are grand, Valentine.
❥One look from you is worth more than 100 Grand.
♦3 Musketeers
❥I'm all for one and that one is you.
♦5th Avenue
❥From here to 5th Avenue, there's no Valentine like you.
♦Airheads
❥I'm an airhead without you.
♦Almond Joy
❥You make me burst with joy.
❥It's a joy being your Valentine. (or husband, wife, girlfriend)
♦Almond Joy and Mounds
❥Sometimes you make me feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
♦Bit O' Honey
❥You are sweeter than honey, Valentine.
❥Be my honey, Valentine.
♦Bottle Caps
❥Can't keep it bottled up anymore - I want you for a Valentine.
♦Breath Mints (any kind)
❥You take my breath way.
♦Butterfinger
❥Butter be my Valentine. I can't let you slip through my fingers.
♦Candy Buttons
❥You are as cute as a button, Valentine.
♦Candy Coins
❥ You are my treasure.
❥I treasure your love.
♦Carefree Gum
❥You take away my cares, Valentine.
❥I care about you, Valentine.
♦Caremellow Bar
❥I "care" more about you than ever, Valentine.
❥My cares mellow when I'm with you.
♦Charm Pops
❥Your charm mesmerizes me.
❥You are my lucky charm.
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