❈Day #122: s e c o n d D e n t i s t puns
♤Paul M - Or Al? Care to explain?
♡Chris Johnson - I was planning a fishing trip, but find I don't have the heart to gut a percha.
♧John Walkenbach - I just noticed that Jean Provost was an early responder. Maybe she can explain my comment about "Or Al." Hi Jean, by the way.
♡Chris Johnson - Jean's ex, Ray was going take some pictures. He's just too negative.
♧John Walkenbach - C'mon Jean! Reply. I don't pay you a retainer for nothing.
♧John Walkenbach - Maybe I can convince Ray to get her to reply. He has some pull.
♡Chris Johnson - He may have to plier first
♤Paul M - "You guys seem to be too eager, and you come up with stupid puns. Just be patient." I'll do that, John. Your advice always carries a lot of weight.
♧John Walkenbach - BTW, if there's a gap in my responses, it's because I've been called to dinner.
♡Chris Johnson - Damn you Paul.. you're looking stuff up! If you were on the floor, I'd smack you.
♡Chris Johnson - Saw this pretty girl the other day, she had a cute diastema.
♧John Walkenbach - That's all for me. I shall retire to the den. 'tis been fun.
♤Paul M - Aw, spit!
♢The Madan - Y'all have some nerve carrying on like this.
♧John Walkenbach - I went to a dentist that I didn't like at all. I just walked out of his office and Novocaine back.
♧John Walkenbach - By the way, when I archive this thread I plan to be very selective. I'll extract only the good puns. If they're bad, I'll yank 'em.
♢The Madan - Eye eye cap'n. We defer to your wisdom.
♤Paul M - John, when you archive these, make sure you wrap the package well and secure it with a good buccal.
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