☺Day #95: M o r e k i n d s o f f o o d puns-
☆A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad.
☆Cane sugar can't be beet.
☆My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
☆I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.
☆I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
☆Biscuits and speeches are better when made with shortening.
☆My friend brought me a Swedish cake.
☾I later discovered it was Stollen.
☆He is an excellent soup maker.
☾You might say he is consomme professional.
☆I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad,
☾it was a toss-up.
☆I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year.
☾His stomach took a battering.
☆What was the leader of Russia's favourite food?
☾Czardines!
☆Tried some bear stew.
☾It was a little grizzly.
☆Nuts are so expensive these days.
☾Nearly cost you an almond a leg.
☆"Have some chocolate covered cherries,"
☾she said cordially.
☆I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs,
☾but it's all ova now.
☆'We've run out of lemons',
☾she said bitterly.
☆A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
☾How dairy.
☆You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans,
☾so hummus a tune.
☆I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up.
☾Guess I'm a bit fried.
☆I can't drink milk.
☾I lactose genes required to digest it.
☆Did you hear about the lost sausage?
☾It was the missing link.
☆My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.
☾I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
☆I made a batch of fish eye soup,
☾it should see me through the week.
☆Eggs make lousy comedians.
☾They always crackup at their own yokes.
[I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I JUST LEARNED THAT RYAN GOSLING IS GOING TO PLAY THE BEASTY IN DISNEY'S LIVE ACTION "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" WITH EMMA WATSON XD]
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