❄Day #117: W e a t h e r puns --THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY C;
☼They said the North Atlantic Treaty Organization could withstand any disaster,
❆ but it was done in by a Torn-NATO.
☼I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation.
❆After all, I don't speak Gale-ic!
☼Those meteorologists on storm watches,
❆they live in the most squall-id conditions!
☼I forgot to put on my defrost, and the visibility was so bad I almost crashed.
❆I really fogged that one up!
☼How about those clouds -
❆they really accumulo-ate!
☼Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
❆He had ice in the back of his head!
☼I love drinking the rain--
❆it's precipitasty!
☼Why do they measure the Israeli PM's tallness with a thermometer?
❆Because it's the Sharon-height scale!
☼His marks were so low on the scale,
❆that whenever his parents were sent a grade he was given the third degree.
☼When the glacier was asked his opinions on Global Warming,
❆he replied "I dunno, I've never really thawed about it."
☼Even intermitten precipitation can soak through your clothes.
[I can safely say that I've been to my first highschool party last night, and did not enjoy it]
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