❄Day #117: W e a t h e r puns

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Day #117: W e a t h e r puns --THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY C;

☼They said the North Atlantic Treaty Organization could withstand any disaster,

       ❆ but it was done in by a Torn-NATO

☼I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation.

        ❆After all, I don't speak Gale-ic

☼Those meteorologists on storm watches,

         ❆they live in the most squall-id conditions

☼I forgot to put on my defrost, and the visibility was so bad I almost crashed. 

        ❆I really fogged that one up

☼How about those clouds -

        ❆they really accumulo-ate! 

☼Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything? 

        ❆He had ice in the back of his head

☼I love drinking the rain--

         ❆it's precipitasty

☼Why do they measure the Israeli PM's tallness with a thermometer? 

        ❆Because it's the Sharon-height scale

☼His marks were so low on the scale,

        ❆that whenever his parents were sent a grade he was given the third degree

☼When the glacier was asked his opinions on Global Warming,

        ❆he replied "I dunno, I've never really thawed about it." 

☼Even intermitten precipitation can soak through your clothes.

[I can safely say that I've been to my first highschool party last night, and did not enjoy it]

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