∞Day #145: P l a y & T i m e puns
➫Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.
✉Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.
➫As he approached the bridge in rush hour,
✉his radioplayed The Car Strangled Spanner.
➫When a baseball player isn't going steady he'splaying the field.
✉She was a baseball player's wife and had a ball park figure.
➫She played baseball and so did he.
✉They hit it off.
➫During a tennis match one player gave the other a backhanded compliment.
✉He liked playing cards but was trying to re-deuce his gambling.
➫He gave up playing chess,
✉and went on to a checkered career.
➫The best basketball players are at the top of their game.
✉Two basketball players fought it out in court with the press.
➫I had a novel idea for a new book but got in a bind so I shelved it.
✉It's time to start a new chapter now.
➫A baseball player's mother knows what he likes to eat on the home plate.
✉He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident.
➫My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom.
✉He is my Father in Loo.
➫I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.
✉The man had grounds for complaint after his wife had a harrowing time with a rake at a garden party.
➫In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus.
✉At that time most students stayed on the main campus, while I stayed on the hippocampus.
➫The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to.
✉He was at the rite place at the ritetime.
➫Now that the water slide is built,
✉it is time to give it a dry run.
➫Einstein developed a theory about space,
✉and it was about time too.
➫It was the first time she'd seen a live sponge on display,
✉and she really soaked it in.
➫My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing.
✉I have to say I saw it coming.
➫The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
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