if you happen to be checking this book out first, feel free to do so, I don't really care, but I recommend reading the first book first c: [the 65 days c:]
☢Day 66: B o w l i n g puns [this also happens to be a conversation of multiple people, credit goes to them, btw you might not understand some of this, trust me, I didn't either]
♤Paul M posted a link about Wii Bowling at a retirement center.
♧John Walkenbach - That man has energy to spare.
♤Paul M - Oh please! You turkey.
♤Paul M - He strikes again.
♧John Walkenbach - This isn't a pun thread, you pin head.
♤Paul M - It wasn't supposed to be a pun thread. This time, pal, you've crossed the line.
♧John Walkenbach - OK, I'll just split. You're own your own.
♤Paul M - I mean, I post this heartwarming story about my father, and J-Walk--alley wants to do is post stupid puns!
♧John Walkenbach - Sorry man. My mind's in the gutter most of the time, and this is a good example. Now am I off the hook?
♤Paul M - Well, if that's the way you want to frame it.
♧John Walkenbach - I'll settle down. I'm used to life in the fast lane.
♤Paul M - Ok, 10-4. Split.
♧John Walkenbach - You're good. Really good. I'm not even in the same league as you!
♧John Walkenbach - Yessir... when it come to puns, you are the kingpin.
♤Paul M - Always putting your spin on things, huh. To change the topic though, what should we bring tomorrow, a six pack or a kegler?
♧John Walkenbach - I think a six pack will fit better in the box I'm bringing.
♤Paul M - Oops, I meant Saturday. Didn't mean to throw that curve.
♧John Walkenbach - I think I might have to bow out of this one. Truth is, I'm not much of a bowler. That's not how I roll.
♤Paul M - Oh, come on. You always have one more in the pocket.
♧John Walkenbach - I really don't. You threw me for a looper. Your contributions have been perfect. Game over?
♤Paul M - Sure. Let's blow out the candle on this one. I'm going to go have a chicken wing now.
♧John Walkenbach - Again, I commend you. Good thing we're not keeping score.
♤Paul M - Thank you. Oh, by the way, make sure you use sun protection on Saturday. I've got a handicap you could borrow.
♧John Walkenbach - Thanks, but I have some sunscreen with no PBA.
[so aparently, I can't go to my class' ropes course field trip because I don't do sports. I'm a loser and a bookdragon why is my father trying to change me?!]
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Humoryou thought the first 65 days of puns were cool? WELL AHAHA, you thought wrong because we have 300 hundred more days to go! but only a hundred puns will be included in this c: NOW ENJOY the more puns that are to be...
