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☂Day #93: D i n o s a u r puns

☂Day #93: D i n o s a u r puns --THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME, I PROMISE. this is only the beginning *creepy laugh*

✘How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus?

        ✔Tell him some dinosaur jokes!

✘Why do museums have so many old dinosaur bones?

        ✔Because they can’t find any new ones!

✘Why do comedians tell so many old dinosaur jokes?

        ✔Because they can’t find any new ones!

✘Why can’t they find new fossils or new jokes?

        ✔They’re lazy bones!

✘How would you know if a dinosaur was in bed with you?

        ✔I’d be awakened by the dino-snores.

✘Quick! Hide under the bed!

        ✔I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!

✘Did you notice he ate your pillow?

       ✔Yes, he’s down in the mouth.

✘Where could that dinosaur buy you a new, cheap pillow?

        ✔At the dino-store.

✘And what if he went and got into your refrigerator?

        ✔Well, I certainly couldn’t close the door!

✘Did you notice the dinosaur ate the meat raw?

        ✔He didn’t know how to barbeque!

✘But the dinosaur sure did like the hot dogs!

        ✔Because they reminded him of Jurassic Pork!

✘Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

        ✔Exactly as long as you feed short dinosaurs!

✘What kind of dinosaur never gives up?

        ✔A Try-try-triceratops.

✘What did the Triceratops sit on at the park?

        ✔The dino-see-saur!

✘What did the Triceratops sit with?

        ✔His Tricera-bottom!

✘What did it sound like when it broke?

        ✔Like dino-mite!

✘Who did you call for help?

        ✔The Tricera-cops!

✘How many dinosaurs can stay dry under a palm tree?

        ✔If it isn’t raining, quite a few!

✘But what if a dinosaur does stay out in the rain?

        ✔He becomes a stegosaur-rust.

✘What kind of dinosaur might you see at a rodeo?

        ✔A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

✘And what would he be doing at the rodeo?

        ✔Trying to ride a Bronco-saurus.

✘And when he gets bucked off?

        ✔He’d be Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

✘What would you then give him so he’d feel better?

        ✔Tea, Rex?

✘What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?

        ✔A strawberry is red.

✘Why did the Tyrannosaurus paint her toenails red?

        ✔So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

✘What happened when she hid in the strawberry patch?

        ✔We wound up with a whole lot of strawberry jam!

✘I hear she then ran across the road.

        ✔Silly! There weren’t any roads back then! The chicken ran across many years later.

✘Was she wearing any clothes?

        ✔Nope. There weren’t any dino-sewers back then.

✘Did that strawberry-covered dinosaur take a bath?

        ✔Why? Is there one missing?

✘Why did dinosaurs go extinct?

        ✔They didn’t take baths.

✘What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?

        ✔A dino-bore.

[THE HAT IN DISNEY WORLD'S HOLLYWOOD STUDIES IS ALMOST GONE. I DON'T FEEL AT PEACE RIGHT NOW. plus I thought the song on the side would go with this chapter.]