☂Day #93: D i n o s a u r puns --THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME, I PROMISE. this is only the beginning *creepy laugh*
✘How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus?
✔Tell him some dinosaur jokes!
✘Why do museums have so many old dinosaur bones?
✔Because they can’t find any new ones!
✘Why do comedians tell so many old dinosaur jokes?
✔Because they can’t find any new ones!
✘Why can’t they find new fossils or new jokes?
✔They’re lazy bones!
✘How would you know if a dinosaur was in bed with you?
✔I’d be awakened by the dino-snores.
✘Quick! Hide under the bed!
✔I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!
✘Did you notice he ate your pillow?
✔Yes, he’s down in the mouth.
✘Where could that dinosaur buy you a new, cheap pillow?
✔At the dino-store.
✘And what if he went and got into your refrigerator?
✔Well, I certainly couldn’t close the door!
✘Did you notice the dinosaur ate the meat raw?
✔He didn’t know how to barbeque!
✘But the dinosaur sure did like the hot dogs!
✔Because they reminded him of Jurassic Pork!
✘Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
✔Exactly as long as you feed short dinosaurs!
✘What kind of dinosaur never gives up?
✔A Try-try-triceratops.
✘What did the Triceratops sit on at the park?
✔The dino-see-saur!
✘What did the Triceratops sit with?
✔His Tricera-bottom!
✘What did it sound like when it broke?
✔Like dino-mite!
✘Who did you call for help?
✔The Tricera-cops!
✘How many dinosaurs can stay dry under a palm tree?
✔If it isn’t raining, quite a few!
✘But what if a dinosaur does stay out in the rain?
✔He becomes a stegosaur-rust.
✘What kind of dinosaur might you see at a rodeo?
✔A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
✘And what would he be doing at the rodeo?
✔Trying to ride a Bronco-saurus.
✘And when he gets bucked off?
✔He’d be Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
✘What would you then give him so he’d feel better?
✔Tea, Rex?
✘What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
✔A strawberry is red.
✘Why did the Tyrannosaurus paint her toenails red?
✔So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
✘What happened when she hid in the strawberry patch?
✔We wound up with a whole lot of strawberry jam!
✘I hear she then ran across the road.
✔Silly! There weren’t any roads back then! The chicken ran across many years later.
✘Was she wearing any clothes?
✔Nope. There weren’t any dino-sewers back then.
✘Did that strawberry-covered dinosaur take a bath?
✔Why? Is there one missing?
✘Why did dinosaurs go extinct?
✔They didn’t take baths.
✘What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
✔A dino-bore.
[THE HAT IN DISNEY WORLD'S HOLLYWOOD STUDIES IS ALMOST GONE. I DON'T FEEL AT PEACE RIGHT NOW. plus I thought the song on the side would go with this chapter.]
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