☯Day #115: T h e r e w i l l b e m o r e D i n o s a u r puns
☂ What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
☁ A flat Tire-annosaurus !
☂ What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?
☁ Tomato-saurus
☂ What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
☁ Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
☂ What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
☁ A dino-saw !
☂ What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
☁ Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
☂ What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
☁ Doyouthinkhesawus
☂ Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
☁ At the dino-shore
☂ What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
☁ Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
☂ What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
☁ Tyrannosaurus tex!
☂ Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
☁ Cause they don't know how to cook
☂ What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
☁ OUT of the way!!
☂ What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
☁ Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
☂ What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
☁ What a lavaly day!
☂ Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
☁ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
☂ What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
☁ A Dinosaucer
☂ Which dinosaur is pure evil?
☁ Daemonosaurus.
☂ How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
☁ Down in the mouth!
☂ What's green and purple and goes up and down?
☁ Barney in an elevator.
☂ What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
☁ Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
☂ What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
☁ Rep Tiles
☂ What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
☁ Ptera Don
☂ What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
☁ Find somewhere else to sleep!
☂ Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
☁ Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
☂ What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
☁ Anything you want. He can't hear you.
☂ Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
☁ Because she had no guts!
☂ What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
☁ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
☂ What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
☁ Dino-mite.
☂ What was the most flexible dinosaur?
☁ Tyrannosaurus Flex.
☂ Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
☁ Because she was a plant eater!
[I've actually been really busy these past two weeks, which is why this is not edited in the way it's meant to be, so give me like a week to get my body back together and I'll probably not fix it because it would have been like 7 days later, so. ]
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