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♍Day #129: E x t r a p l a y puns

♍Day #129: E x t r a p l a y puns

❈The boy had never played basketball before so he decided to give it a shot.

♨He auditioned for a part as a trumpet player but he blew it.

❈While the music was playing the geology teacher was rocking around.

♨Arab musical composers teach their children to playHaydn Sheik.

❈The play on fishing had quite a cast.

♨In each town on his trip,

        ❈the baseball player made a short stop.

♨We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck.

        ❈It was no big deal.

♨I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama.

        ❈Am I aplaygiarist?

♨A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg.

        ❈But luckily, he could still make the cast.

♨When I had my PlayStation stolen,

        ❈my family were there to console me.

♨When the orange played the lemon at tennis,

        ❈the score was deuce.

♨Everyone agreed that the actor, who had played a hostage,

        ❈had given a captivating performance.

♨Never cry when you're playing tennis,

         ❈because you could be charged with racket tearing.

♨The coach didn't let him play all season.

        ❈The result was a new benchmark.

♨What does a porcupine like to do when playing volleyball?

        ❈Spike.

♨He often played the violin with his wife,

        ❈but she never played second fiddle.

♨A rock band set up on the exchange floor.

        ❈They wanted to play the stock market.

♨A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.

❈When a musician plays a scale on a newly cleaned piano, he goes from C to shining C.

♨The baseball player made a clean move with the girl but then he struck out.

❈Is Louis' Arm strong enough to play a trumpet?

♨The player felt debased after the ball knocked him off second.