☹Day #114: P u n p i c k u p l i n e s
☎Are we related?
☏Do you want to be?
☎Are those space pants?
☏'cause your ass is out of this world!
☎Are those lumber jack pants your wearing?
☏They are giving me a wood.
☎Are you a meal at mcdonalds?
☏If you were you would be a mchottie
☎Are you a tamale?
☏Cause you're hot.
☎Are you a private eye?
☏Because it seems like you're watching me.
☎Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me
☏Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
☎Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
☏Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy
☎Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
☏Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania
☎Are you Jamaican cause your Jamakin me crazy!
☏Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
☎Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me
☏Are you a frito cause your really corny
☎Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
☏Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
☎Are you are a sergeant because you make my private stand up straight
☏I blue myself when I think about you.
☎They call me coffee..
☏I grind so fine.
☎Are you a parking ticket?
☏(What?)
☎You got fine written all over you.
☏Are you going to Africa tomorrow?
☎No, why?
☏Cause I hear Djubouti is bangin!
☎Are you Greek
☏(If No)
☎are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?
[I actually really don't like these puns because they are just so freaking sexual]
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