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☹Day #114: P u n p i c k u p l i n e s

☹Day #114: P u n p i c k u p l i n e s

☎Are we related?

        ☏Do you want to be?

☎Are those space pants?

        ☏'cause your ass is out of this world!

☎Are those lumber jack pants your wearing?

        ☏They are giving me a wood.

☎Are you a meal at mcdonalds?

        ☏If you were you would be a mchottie

☎Are you a tamale?

        ☏Cause you're hot.

☎Are you a private eye?

        ☏Because it seems like you're watching me.

☎Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me

☏Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

☎Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows

☏Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy

☎Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

☏Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania

☎Are you Jamaican cause your Jamakin me crazy!

☏Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

☎Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me

☏Are you a frito cause your really corny

☎Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

☏Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

☎Are you are a sergeant because you make my private stand up straight

☏I blue myself when I think about you.

☎They call me coffee..

        ☏I grind so fine.

 ☎Are you a parking ticket?

         ☏(What?)

                ☎You got fine written all over you.

☏Are you going to Africa tomorrow?

        ☎No, why?

                ☏Cause I hear Djubouti is bangin!

☎Are you Greek

        ☏(If No)

                ☎are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

[I actually really don't like these puns because they are just so freaking sexual]