Day #90: The continuation of yesterday's puns
♤Paul M - I don't really have a dog in this fight. I just visit this thread every so often to take a Pekingese are some pretty bad puns.
♧John Walkenbach - Oh well, muzzle toff!
♤Paul M - Sally isn't lost--she got thrown in jail! Someone needs to springer!
♧John Walkenbach - Her lawyer will setter down and pointer to the correct choice.
♤Paul M - Well Irish he'd hurry up!
♧John Walkenbach - Her lawyer knows what he's doing. Sally is a clever fox. Hounding here won't do any good.
♧John Walkenbach - I made a few calls and found out why she was arrested: Littering!
♧John Walkenbach - Her lawyer said, "Don't box 'er in like this. She was just led a stray. Look at the prior law. You have nothing to basset on."
♤Paul M - Bull! Shih tzu!
♧John Walkenbach - Puns about poo dil get you nowhere, Paul.
♧John Walkenbach - It looks like this is the end. I might have to pull the pug on this thread.
♡Steve Schuller - Got busy elsewhere... sorry I wasn't able to kee pup. Now I can't see howl think of something new.
♧John Walkenbach - I didn't do well in this round. I got pounded. I'd like to collar a draw, but I clearly lost. For some reason, I'm reminded of Rover Sus Wade.
♧John Walkenbach - As Aldus Husky once said, "Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
♧John Walkenbach - Sorry, I was wrong. That quote was by Woofy Allen.
♢Chris Johnson - Dammit. I was laying down and didn't spot this event. Next time, I'll stay here.
♢Chris Johnson - I don't know why I'm cairn so much. I hate being left out.
♢Chris Johnson - I got very sleepy after some chow chow. While dining with my aunt Astrid, great Dane that she is, she reminded me of the time when I was young and my irish setter wiped food off of my schnauzer. I wasn't going to let this food rottweiler laid around.
♡Steve Schuller - Thread's over folks... you kennel move on now.
♤Paul M - It was a sad tail indeed.
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[I really love it when I'm nice to myself and do things like this the day before, so I don't have to rush anything.
btw, my friend got autographes from Luna, Fred And George today and that makes me really depressed and angry and jealous]
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