♏Day #124: S e c r e t puns
⍝The professor's explanation of centripetal force waspretty down-to-earth but her explanation of centrifugal force just blew me away.
⍝The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.
⍝A secretary indented her car after leaving too narrow a margin.
⍝A secretary for a hardware store has to file more than nails.
⍝If you give your sweetie pretty flowers will she turn on her flirty powers.
⍝The compensation received by the Italian chef was apretty penne.
⍝I heard the AAA meetings are pretty charged up!
⍝I'm a secret hoarder.
⏚I've kept that to myself.
⍝Most airline food is pretty bad,
⏚but their haggis is just plane offal.
⍝This is some pretty good tapioca.
⏚That's one way of pudding it.
⍝In the novel, there is an unexpected secret meeting of the lovers.
⏚It is a plot tryst.
⍝What did the revolutionary pigeon say at the secretmeeting?
⏚Coup, coup.
⍝For a long time,
⏚black holes were a dark secret.
⍝When the spinning disc toy was created,
⏚it was a topsecret.
⍝A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed.
⏚At that time it's pretty chill.
⍝I'm glad I know sign language,
⏚it's pretty handy.
⍝Why do people study gravity?
⏚It's a pretty attractive field.
⍝My brother is a logger, the job can get prettydangerous.
⏚He hasn't had an injury yet though, knock on wood.
⍝Humpty Dumpty had a great fall -
⏚and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
[SLEEPING AT SCHOOL IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE , P.S. this is like really not the way its supposed to be, like with the bold and italics, because my friend wants her phone back ._.]
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