⌓Day #159: C a t & L o g i c puns
◭That cattle farmer is upset.
⌔He is raising kine.
◭I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir.
⌔Now it'scatatonic.
◭I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat,
⌔but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
◭What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire?
⌔Mozzarella FireFox.
◭It's difficult to know where to draw feline,
⌔when it comes to cat jokes.
◭There was a sale at the fish market today.
⌔I went to see what was the catch.
◭It's raining cats and dogs.
⌔Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
◭I love playing golf,
⌔but when putting I can never catch a break.
◭The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
⌔The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
◭I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad,
⌔it was a toss-up.
◭Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn.
⌔Whoever invented binary logic knew how to put two and two together.
◭The grammarian was very logical.
⌔He had a lot of comma sense.
◭Steve was such a great con man that he made millions by selling his book 'The Path to Logical Lying'.
[should I just stop adding the '&' in the title to make it more realistic and awesome? 'cause I feel like I should...]
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