Day #119: M o r e T o r o n t o , C a n a d a puns
✒I was riding the Danforth subway and became embarrassed when I got a massive erection at Cockswell station.
✑Potheads were upset when the TTC eliminated the subway tokin.
✒Are there a lot of topless women on the T-T-C?
✑I wouldn't mind a romp in Susan's Hay.
✒Check out the hip-hop art exhibit at the Hey G Yo.
✑"All I know is that amalgamation was mega-shitty."
✒There's a lotta skanks livin' in the Be-ach-es.
✑Chief Julian Fontina is no longer the big cheese.
✒You can always get a taxi in Cabbagetown.
✑The baseball strike devastated Toronto's large homerless population.
✒Why don't ginos wear more denim?
✑If McCallion gets re-elected will her nickname be Her-again Hazel?
✒My pillow burst in Downspew station.
✑Is there mythical beauty on Toronto's Centaur Island?
✒It seems everyone wants to be a prostitute in Mimic-ho .
✑You can find Rick James on Black Freak Drive.
✒Parking is strictly enforced on Carlaw.
✑Nothing stinks like the Reeko Coliseum.
✒Does Honest Hed want to legalize prostitution?
✑Those who foolishly forget Moses' influence among Toronto media must suffer from AlZnaimer's.
✒Where in Toronto does Senator Clinton fear to tread?
✑In the Dissed Hillary district!
✒Which football team simply cannot deliver?
✑The Cargo-nots.
✒When the police barged in and raided the office of the suburban mayor,
✑he hollered "I take Uxbridge with this!"
✒When discussing Toronto newspeople,
✑the anchor of Toronto 1 is definitely worth a Ben-chin.
[tbh, I'm becoming a very tired person, and I blame IB]
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