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♑Day #107: A l g e b r a puns

♑Day #107: A l g e b r a puns--I have a feeling I did this in the last book, but I really can't check it out right now, so sorry. 

✍ Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?

        ☃ She thought she’d be stung by the b.

✍ Who invented algebra?

         ☃ A Clever X-pert.

✍ What do you call friends who love math?

        ☃ algebros

✍ What does Algebra and a dick have in common?

        ☃ They're both hard for you.

✍ Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

         ☃ It’s too cubed.

✍ What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA

        ☃ Parabolas (pair of bolas)

✍ What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?

        ☃ The quadratic formal.

✍ What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

         ☃ Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.

✍ Why is an algebra book always unhappy?

        ☃ Because it always has lots of problems.

✍ Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?         

        ☃ Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

✍ What is purple and commutative?

        ☃ An abelian grape

✍ What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?

        ☃ A line.

✍ Why did the relation need a math tutor?

         ☃ It failed the vertical-line test.

✍ How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?

         ☃ By using a cod-ratic inequality.

✍ Why did the imaginary number turn red?

        ☃ It ran out of i-drops.

✍ What does the little mermaid wear?

        ☃ An algae-bra.

✍ How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

        ☃ By completing the scare.

✍ What is a proof?

         ☃ One-half percent of alcohol.

✍ What did algebra math book say to the other?

        ☃ Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

✍ What is the definition of a polar bear?

        ☃ A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation

✍ Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?

         ☃ They were core-relations.

✍ Why was the matrix arrested?

         ☃ Illegal entry.

✍ What do you call a rodent with babies?

        ☃ A quad-rat-ic parent.

✍ What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?

        ☃ A linear programmer.

✍ Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?

        ☃ It minds its p’s and q’s.

✍ Why did the polynomial plant wilt?

        ☃ Its roots were imaginary.

✍ How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

        ☃ She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.

✍ How did the chicken find the inverse?

        ☃ It reflected the function across y = eggs.

✍ Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?

        ☃ Because it wasn’t rational.

✍ How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?

         ☃ By using a radical function.

✍ Have you heard about the constipated algebra teacher?

        ☃ He worked it out with a pencil.

✍ Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?

        ☃ Because we are studying log rhythms.

✍ What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?

        ☃ A hyper boa.

✍ What is a smart bird favorite type of math?

        ☃ owl-gebra

✍ What is Ho cubed?

        ☃ HoHoHo

✍ How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?

         ☃ It’s always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point!

✍ What do you call an algebra teacher who takes his vacations at the beach?

        ☃ A tangent.

✍ What wild animal is good at algebra?

        ☃ The tangent lion.

✍ Why are you so negative?

        ☃ Just take me for my absolute value!