♋Day #105: C o n t i n u e d D i n o s a u r puns
♛ Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
♔ Any kind! A house cannot jump!
♛ What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
♔ A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
♛ What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
♔ Cheer him up!
♛ Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
♔ Because no one ever tells them anything!
♛ What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
♔ Anything she wants!
♛ What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
♔ The strawberry is red!
♛ Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
♔ So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
♛ What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
♔ Strawberry jam !
♛ What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
♔ Find somewhere else to sleep!
♛ Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
♔ Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
♛ What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
♔ More than the dinosaur !
♛ How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
♔ Down in the mouth !
♛ How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
♔ As fur as you can get!
♛ Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
♔ Because they don't know how to cook !
♛ What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
♔ Baby dinosaurs!
♛ Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
♔ In the dark!
♛ Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
♔ Why, is there one missing?
♛ Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck?
♔ Because it's feet smell.
♛ What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
♔ A toothbrush.
♛ What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
♔ The letter "s"!
♛ Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
♔ At the dead-letter office!
♛ What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
♔ Her shadow!
♛ What's green and hangs from trees?
♔ Dinosaur snot.
♛ What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
♔ Out of the way!
♛ What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
♔ Long distance!
♛ What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
♔ Hello, hello!
♛ Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
♔ That depends on how fast you carry it!
♛ What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper?
♔ A Snore-a-sorus
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