☥Day #121: D e n t i s t puns--I don't have the link, but I do have the picture.
♧John Walkenbach posted a link to an article about a guy who pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers.
♧John Walkenbach - This guy deserves a crown.
♡Chris Johnson - Sounds like someone needs to get to the root of his issues.
♢Jean Provost - Chris did you say that tongue in cheek?
♡Chris Johnson - Rumor has it he had many plaques.
♡Chris Johnson - Yes, Jean... I do think my response was somewhat calculus-ating.
♧John Walkenbach - I know a guy named Al. I'll ask him about the root. Can Al answer it?
♧John Walkenbach - Al, by the way, is no stranger to punfests. He knows the drill.
♧John Walkenbach - In fact, Al might be filling in for Paul M.
♡Chris Johnson - Common wisdom says, if you eye teeth you can extract information.
♤Paul M - Brace yourselves. J-Walk got me to bite.
♧John Walkenbach - OK. Nine comments so far. Surely we can do better.
♡Chris Johnson - Word of caution, once we enter this pun cavity, it's hard to pull out.
♧John Walkenbach - If you decide to leave, it's your floss, not mine.
♤Paul M - I like the bonding that these games promote.
♤Paul M - Sounds like J-Walk is giving Chris the brush off.
♧John Walkenbach - No, you just like the recognition and trophies. But I guarantee you won't get a plaque for your participation in this one.
♤Paul M - Very funny. Tarty tartar.
♡Chris Johnson - I agree Paul. our amalgamated efforts are sharp.
♧John Walkenbach - Hey Paul, remember that gum I left in your car? I want it back.
♡Chris Johnson - uvula can get it yourself John.
♤Paul M - Inci dentally, whatever happened to Al?
♡Chris Johnson - Al?... the canines got him
♡Chris Johnson - Left him for the mole-ars
♤Paul M - Valentines Day is coming up! Anyone ready for a visit from Cuspid?
♡Chris Johnson - Me and Perry O. are ready
♤Paul M - Perry O. Donsha?
♡Chris Johnson - I have a date with my friend Endo Dontics. We're going to look for my roots.
♧John Walkenbach - Endo or Al?
♧John Walkenbach - You guys seem to be too eager, and you come up with stupid puns. Just be patient.
to be continued.....
[#fun fact, I've actually never gone to the dentist D:]
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