♌Day #111: M u s i c a l & P l a y puns-- The play part of this literally has nothing to do with a play, like musical plays or shakespear plays are literally not even mentioned here.
✰The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave.
✰Arab musical composers teach their children to play Haydn Sheik.
✰Goats in France are musical because they have french horns.
✰There's a repair shop for baroque musicalinstruments.
✰Musical mechanics always sing in parts.
✰When carrying your musical instrument over ice if you don't C sharp you will B flat.
✰Those who play musical instruments for radio or TV have to stay tuned.
✰Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.
✰To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
✰Shakespeare had to get his act together to finish his play.
✰He has a soft spot for playing hard ball.
✰Piano players are considered to be Baldwin they lose their hair.
✰Stationery store employees formed a musical group called the Elastic Band.
✰I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night.
♬I couldn't find a baby sitar.
✰Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade,
♬play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
✰How does a card player party?
♬They shuffle.
✰The dermatologist and his wife enjoyed the backyard BBQ,
♬while their children played a game of skin tag.
✰My neighbor just got the part for Scrooge in a local performance.
♬I'd love to go see him, but that playscares the Dickens out of me.
✰I tried to play the bagpipes,
♬but the sound coming out was off kilter.
✰Even though his driver and woods had been stolen, the golfer continued to play 72 straight holes for charity.
♬He was truly an ironman.
✰I thought dating a tennis player would be a ball,
♬but it was just a racquet!
✰I love playing golf,
♬but when putting I can never catch a break.
✰Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
♬They're great at hitting it off.
✰A pie went for an audition for a part in a play.
♬The casting agent told him he performed well, but it was more of a sausage roll.
✰Why do football players make terrible pilots?
♬They always break the plane before touchdown.
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