☮Day #101: C h e e r l e a d i n g puns
✼Cheerleading: Not all the pyramids are built in Egypt
✼Cheerleaders: Front row seats to every game
✼Cheerleaders rock because they know how to roll
✼An arrogant cheerleader has pompomposity.
✼What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
✵Cheerios.
✼What do bananas do best in cheerleading?
✵The splits.
✼Why did the ghost become a cheerleader?
✵She liked to show off her school spirit!
✼What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
✵Yeller!
✼What do you get when you put 28 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
✵A full set of teeth.
✼What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
✵Root beer!
✼ Why was the cheerleader disappointed with her trip to England?
✵ She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
✼ What do you call 2 nuns and a cheerleader?
✵ Two tight ends and a wide receiver
✼ Why did the cheerleader get fired from the sperm bank?
✵ Her employer found that she was embezzling.
✼ What did the cheerleader say during an adult film?
✵"Hey fellas, Look! There I am!"
✼ What do cheerleaders eat to increase their breast size?
✵Siliconechips.
✼ What does a tornado and a cheerleader have in common?
✵ They both eventually end up in a trailer park.
✼ How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
✵H-E-L-L-O! .
[I really hated today's puns because from what I looked up they were mostly about them being sluts, not stfu, cheerleaders aren't all sluts, I happen to know a lot of Freshmen cheerleaders who are smarter than me]
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