☁Day #118: T o r o n t o , C a n a d a puns

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Day #118: T o r o n t o , C a n a d a puns

❋If someone in Greektown planted a maple on Canada Day,

        ⏛would you say he was being Pape-tree-otic

❋Does Toronto allow incompetents to colour its main street green for St. Patrick's Day?

         ⏛No, only the good dye Yonge

❋So what if I have dirty feet -

        ⏛I'm a Tar-on-toenian!

❋Which airport is a haven for body art? 

        ⏛Pearson

❋On which street is the tapwater too hot? 

        ⏛Bathurts

❋Which avenue has a high crime rate? 

        ⏛Steeles

❋Nicknamed 'The Big Spoke',

        ⏛Toronto is a haven for bike couriers. 

❋Why are one-armed visitors not welcome in Toronto?

        ⏛Because after SARS they needed more two-wrists

❋When Rosie quit the paper, all other columnists followed suit -

        ⏛it was the DiManno effect. 

❋When the yo-yo college opened in Toronto, the politicians exclaimed

        ⏛"Finally, we're a whirled-class city!"

❋Which CityPulse reporter never takes time off? 

        ⏛Daley

❋Which hospital's name is misspelt? 

        ⏛[Sic] Kids

❋Is Toronto renowned for its good scuba waters?

        ⏛Yes it's known for diver-city

❋Which CBC personality detests alcoholic cider? 

        ⏛George Strongbow-awfulis

❋Which CBC personality controls the people like a puppet-master? 

        ⏛George Strungup-populous

❋The crowd could tell Elizabeth II had chunked up,

        ⏛after her motorcade passed along the Queen's-weigh

❋When the police barged in and raided the office of the suburban mayor,

        ⏛he hollered "I take Uxbridge with this!" 

❋When discussing Toronto newspeople,

        ⏛the anchor of Toronto 1 is definitely worth a Ben-chin

[tbh, I don't actually understand half of these puns]

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