☁Day #118: T o r o n t o , C a n a d a puns
❋If someone in Greektown planted a maple on Canada Day,
⏛would you say he was being Pape-tree-otic?
❋Does Toronto allow incompetents to colour its main street green for St. Patrick's Day?
⏛No, only the good dye Yonge.
❋So what if I have dirty feet -
⏛I'm a Tar-on-toenian!
❋Which airport is a haven for body art?
⏛Pearson.
❋On which street is the tapwater too hot?
⏛Bathurts!
❋Which avenue has a high crime rate?
⏛Steeles!
❋Nicknamed 'The Big Spoke',
⏛Toronto is a haven for bike couriers.
❋Why are one-armed visitors not welcome in Toronto?
⏛Because after SARS they needed more two-wrists!
❋When Rosie quit the paper, all other columnists followed suit -
⏛it was the DiManno effect.
❋When the yo-yo college opened in Toronto, the politicians exclaimed
⏛"Finally, we're a whirled-class city!"
❋Which CityPulse reporter never takes time off?
⏛Daley.
❋Which hospital's name is misspelt?
⏛[Sic] Kids!
❋Is Toronto renowned for its good scuba waters?
⏛Yes it's known for diver-city!
❋Which CBC personality detests alcoholic cider?
⏛George Strongbow-awfulis!
❋Which CBC personality controls the people like a puppet-master?
⏛George Strungup-populous!
❋The crowd could tell Elizabeth II had chunked up,
⏛after her motorcade passed along the Queen's-weigh.
❋When the police barged in and raided the office of the suburban mayor,
⏛he hollered "I take Uxbridge with this!"
❋When discussing Toronto newspeople,
⏛the anchor of Toronto 1 is definitely worth a Ben-chin.
[tbh, I don't actually understand half of these puns]
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