✉Day #160: W a l k H o m e M y C a t puns
✿A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said,
❑"Is the bar tender here?"
✿When I walked into the lawyer's office he gave a plaintiff cry.
❑Catatonic - vitamin pills for the kitten?
✿Old tightrope walkers never die,
❑they just get high strung.
✿Pets that want a walk can be very dog-matic.
❑When Mongolians walk they like to take big steppes.
✿When a skunk walked in, the judge said,
❑'odor in the court'.
✿A dog who played baseball always got walked.
❑She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees.
✿The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home.
❑Hopefully they will be able to recoup.
✿Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
❑My trip to the Grand Canyon cost a hole lot of money and gorged my bank account butte it was worth it!
✿Cartoonist found dead in home.
❑Details are sketchy.
✿I need to do my philosophy homework but I just Kant.
❑When the hockey player came home he gave his wife a puck on the cheek.
✿Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest.
❑They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth.
✿The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.
❑Since they started paying dog catchers by the pound, they're feline the pinch.
✿When entering a funeral home,
❑remember to stay alert and always look alive!
✿I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir.
❑Now it's catatonic.
✿I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat,
❑but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
✿I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past.
❑It was a tense conversation.
✿My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits.
❑She is a real knitwit.
✿My dentist would simply not stop working on myteeth.
❑He was abscessive compulsive.
✿The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his w
❑ay out of work.
✿I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle,
❑but he thought they were only 99 until he rounded them up.
✿The cat would not give up.
❑It purred severe.
✿The man found something to catch fish,
❑which was a net gain.
✿They say curiosity killed the cat,
❑and they weren't kitten.
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