♔Day #109: U n i v e r s i t y puns --I have a feeling I did this in the last book, but no time to check it out.
☂A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental.
☂The top maths student's blood type was A+.
☂The recent graduate of law school took a field trip to an automated warehouse to finish up his bar code requirements.
☂The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes.
☂Geology class is the foundation of a decent education.
☂I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
☂The professor's explanation of centripetal force was pretty down-to-earth but her explanation of centrifugal force just blew me away.
☂The study of genealogy is a basic requirement for a descent education.
☂My advanced geometry class is full of squares.
☂If a fraternity open a coffee shop they would specialize in fratacinno.
☂Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
☂The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.
☂The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
☂The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.
☂Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
☂Tautology causes me to worry,
☁stress out and tense up.
☂I tried hard to get into vexillology, but, in the end,
☁had to flag it away.
☂I had trouble getting to the University in New Orleans.
☁I had to drive down a two lane road.
☂Encylopedias are loud.
☁They speak volumes.
☂I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica,
☁and found much of it to be rather derivative.
☂I might study something at a university that someone once told me about -
☁there is a degree of ambiguity there.
☂I told my friend about the creative writing class I took,
☁and she said that she had a simile experience.
☂After watching Casino Royale,
☁girls flocked to a chemistry class because they heard there was a single bond there.
☂I asked somebody a question about pi,
☁their answer was never ending!
[today's the first showing of my school's musical: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, and I'm honestly excited because I do the Spotlights for the play c:]
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