♉Day #130: S u p e r & N a t u r a l puns
⌇My daughter's studying natural medicine and I'm rooting for her.
⌘Plumbers often have to tap their natural abilities.
⌇Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
⌘A boy who instinctively waves at people has a naturalhi.
⌇Workmen with special hats have super-visors.
⌘The BMX rider put superglue on his wheels so that he could stick the landing.
⌇A second chimney is superfluous.
⌘Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter.
⌇Superfluous refers to a bad case of the flu.
⌘A gardener buys super seeds to supersede the garden from the previous year.
⌇I felt super exhausted after giving blood.
⌘It's such a draining procedure.
⌇What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train?
⌘A superconductor.
⌇The ghost never took sides during arguments.
⌘He was super neutral.
⌇Michelangelo's David is superior to postmodern sculpture -
⌘it's an artifact.
⌇What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?
⌘Natural Logs.
⌇Sleeping comes so naturally to me,
⌘I could do it with my eyes closed.
⌇Some musicians can be sharp,
⌘which is not natural.
⌇Rosemary was always late delivering packages.
⌘This prompted the head of International Herbs & Spices to call her supervisor,
⌇demanding to speak to the parcel sage about Rosemary and time.
[HOW MANY OF YOU THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT SUPERNATURAL!? ha! sucks.]
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