⍟Day 77: E y e & S o c k puns-- #Credittothesepeople
but first: E y e -
♧John Walkenbach posted a photo of a woman who made a video of removing and replacing her prosthetic eye.
♢Raphael347 - I've been keeping an eye out for a video like this for quite some time!
♢AZJohnB - Didn't want to watch, but it caught my eye.
♢steveuk - Didn't want to watch, but it caught my eye. Don't think I've ever seen a cornea post on Mr Walkenbach's blog.
♤wormpicker - Glad to see some others catching onto my schtick. You're all excellent pupils.
♤wormpicker - You're all excellent pupils. It's easy when the instructor is such a man of vision.
♢meg_mac - You might get some back lash.
♧J-Walk - Enough of the aqueous humor.
♢cesar - It was an eye opener.
♧J-Walk - Again... This must stop. Time to put a lid on it.
♡Bisbonian - I can't see getting involved in this.
♢Drood - Looks like some of you are having a ball.
♢mmmark - "Wanna see a cool video?" "Wood eye!"
then after: S o c k -
♧John Walkenbach linked to an article about problems related to people flushing socks down toilets.
♤wormpicker - I wanted to kick off the comments with a socks pun. Darn!
♧J-Walk - There aren't too many sock puns, so you should be spending your time stocking up for later.
♤wormpicker - Don't be such a heel, J-Walk.
♢mmmark - Students, please toe the line. No more socks in the toilets.
♧J-Walk - OK, that's it. Every possible sock pun has now been posted. You can go back to watching the tube. There's a music special coming on, featuring Paul Anklet.
♤wormpicker - I think there are still some more. I had them all written down on an index card. Unfortunately, I have a habit of losing that stupid list, and you guessed it, I've misplaced my cardigan.
♧J-Walk - We use a guy who keeps track of things so we don't have to bother with index cards. I told him about your problem, and he'll be happy to work with you. Argylecontact you to set up an appointment.
♤wormpicker - Thanks. I'll be here, waiting for his call, drinking my grape Nehi.
♧J-Walk - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. I'd just be knit-picking. I think I'll just accept defeet and go out and hose off the driveway.
♢PunnyMe - Students! Don't flush your future, sock some away, assert your effluence or you will toil it all your days.
♡Redwood - I have the openings to a bunch of sock puns, but the dryer ate all the punch lines.
♤wormpicker - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. Fair enough, J-Walk. Some of these are getting stinky. Besides, I've gotta run.
[I'm currently in my pj's with a dinosaur blanket wrapped around me drinking juice-- and I can honestly, I've never felt better for staying at home (even though I don't have school today) c:]
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