⍥Day #92: K i n d s o f F o o d puns
♘ Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
♞ Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
♘ Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
♞ Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori.
♘ I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
♞ An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
♘ At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port.
♞ I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head.
♘I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"
♞ I don't use too much wine in making charosis for Passover,
♘lest I get charosis of the liver.
♞ In attempting to cook Japanese food,
♘I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.
♞ The baby peas were fresh and sweet,
♘but their fava was a has-bean.
♞ I had a dream last night about some cheese chasing me.
♘I think I'm having halouminations.
♞ What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire?
♘Mozzarella FireFox.
♞ A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work.
♘At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
♞ Where do pancakes live?
♘In a flat.
♞ A good wine starts with a good grapevine.
♘A good cheese starts with a good bovine.
♞ Why was the orange sad?
♘He had peelings for the apple.
♞ Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match -
♘it was mango a mango.
♞If you try and steal some meat from someone at a restaurant,
♘a schnitzel tell on you.
♞ My mom asked me what kind cheese I wanted,
♘and I havarti made my decision.
♞ My stuffing was bad,
♘so I got some sage advice.
♞ Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for,
♘and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone.
♞ I've baked you some rock cakes,
♘take your pick.
♞ Why did the dairy churn?
♘The less said, the butter ...
[I don't think anyone understands how badly I want a pet]
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