⍥Day #92: K i n d s o f F o o d puns

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Day #92: K i n d s o f F o o d puns

♘ Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.  

 Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?  

♘ Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.

 Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori.  

 I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.

♞ An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.

♘ At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port.  

I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head.

        ♘I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"

 I don't use too much wine in making charosis for Passover,

        ♘lest I get charosis of the liver.  

♞ In attempting to cook Japanese food,

        ♘I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.  

♞ The baby peas were fresh and sweet,

        ♘but their fava was a has-bean.  

 I had a dream last night about some cheese chasing me.

        ♘I think I'm having halouminations.

♞ What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire?

         ♘Mozzarella FireFox.  

 A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work.

        ♘At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.

♞ Where do pancakes live?

        ♘In a flat.  

 A good wine starts with a good grapevine.

        ♘A good cheese starts with a good bovine.

 Why was the orange sad?

         ♘He had peelings for the apple.

 Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match -

         ♘it was mango a mango.

If you try and steal some meat from someone at a restaurant,

        ♘a schnitzel tell on you.  

 My mom asked me what kind cheese I wanted,

         ♘and I havarti made my decision.

♞ My stuffing was bad,

         ♘so I got some sage advice.  

♞ Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for,

        ♘and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone.  

 I've baked you some rock cakes,

        ♘take your pick.

Why did the dairy churn?

        ♘The less said, the butter ...

[I don't think anyone understands how badly I want a pet]

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