☁Day #127: B o o k puns-- I don't know why I haven't thought about this before.
❂The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes.
☡The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
❂The author's lawyer defended her rights in the bookcase.
☡In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.
❂A second glance is all that's needed for a book re-view.
☡I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon,
❂she said she was all booked up.
☡The high school music teacher was quite controversial.
❂He told his students to read bandbooks.
☡I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA.
❂It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya.
☡I'm reading a book about mazes,
❂I got lost in it.
☡Steve was such a great con man that he made millions by selling his book
❂'The Path to Logical Lying'.
☡I'm reading a book about black holes by Stephen Hawking,
❂it really draws you in.
☡I've never enjoyed paperback books:
❂their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.
☡I had a novel idea for a new book but got in a bind so I shelved it.
❂It's time to start a new chapter now.
☡My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it.
❂It was two meaningful.
☡The book of incantations was useless.
❂The author had failed to run a spell check.
☡I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
❂It's impossible to put down.
☡I was going to buy a book on phobias,
❂but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
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