➻Day #144: H a p p y & B i r t h & D a y puns
☁If you spend too long commuting every day half your job is line dancing and brake dancing.
✘When a duck is feeling down he might just be happy.
☁I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
✘My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve.
☁He kept returning it.
✘An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
☁When baseball umpires aren't happy with their pay they call more strikes.
✘I'm not happy with this Origami clothing.
☁It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
✘The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
☁People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire.
✘She's happy to make a pair of pants for you,
☁or at least sew its seams.
✘Many people need to learn to be happy with the State they are in.
☁A lot of shady characters are waiting for their day in the sun.
✘With a little boy who is always happy in the morning we could watch the son rise and then the son shine.
☁This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
✘After a long trek through the wilderness sleeping in a creek bed I was happy to get back home to my creaky bed.
☁Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly.
✘My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it.
☁It was two meaningful.
✘After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers.
☁A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
✘Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov,
☁chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army.
✘Those who reach their 42nd birthday celebrate it with fortitude.
☁There was a snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa.
✘Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?
☁Of Corsican.
✘When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream,
☁she is de-calf-inated.
✘I'm buying a birthday present for a sculptor.
☁Can you chip in?
✘The day Lee became a father someone mentioned
☁'apparently you're a parent -- Lee'
✘Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day.
☁One whispered to the other 'I mist you'.
✘Every November, Mark,
☁a member of MENSA,
✘wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!'
[I don't know about you but I like this setup c: I don't understand whats wrong with the characters D:]
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